SMS freak_36

Tume ab humse baat karne ki fursat nahi,

kabhi humse milne ka bahana dundte the,

rehne lage ho ab unke mehalon me,

kabhi hamare dil me aashiyana dundte the.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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B4I got in touch with u,

i used to gaze at stars

as they were my only friends,

but after i met u,

i started believing

that stars do fall on earth..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

SMS freak_35

Ho Ske To Pyar Ka Itebar Kr Ke Dekhna

Phir Lafzon Se Iqrar Kr Ke Dekhna

Junon Ki Hd Se Aage Nikal Jaige

Sirf 1bar Hum Se Izhar Kar Ke Dekna

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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"Care"is d main Emotion that keeps 2 Frnds alive,

despite separation, distance &time.

Since i cant See u at d moment,

let my Care be with U always my friend.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Pyar or dosti me fark paya hai,

Pyar ne sahara or Dosti ne sath nibhaya hai,

Kise gehra kahen?

1 Zindgi hai to dusre ne jeena sikhaya hai...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Research K Mutabik

Ladkiya Ladko Se Zyada

Mehanti Hoti Hai

Kyunki

100 Me Se 10

Ladkiya Naturaly Khubsurat Hoti Hai

Aur Baqi

Apni Mehnat Se

SMS freak_34

Loveless life is like fruitless tree,

but friendless life is like rootless tree.

Trees may live without fruits

but they can't live without roots..

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Har khamoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,

Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,

apko pta ho ya na ho par

apki khushi k liy roz fariyaad hoti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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I say and u listen its a good friendship,

u say and i listen is a better friendship,

but i dont say and u understand

is best friendship.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Jane Q akele rehne ko majbur ho gaye

yaado k saye b humse dur ho gaye,

ho gye tanha is kadar is mehfil me

ki humare apne b hmse dur ho gaye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhi

LAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhi

Woto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiye

WArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi

SMS freak_33

I drank TV while watchin Coffee.

I wash Mobile while washin Shirt.

Switchd off d Bed ven i laid on my Lights.

Dats how i go stupid ven I Miss U.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Haqiqat Ho Tum Kaise Tujhe Sapna Kahu,

Tere Har DardKo Ab Me ApnaKahu,

SabKuch Kurban He Mere Yar TujhPar,

KaunHai Tere Siva Jise Me Apna Kahu.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Santa's Hindi to English translation:

1)Main Aam Admi nahi hu .

I'm not a mango man !

2)Mujhey b english aati hai .

English comes to me also.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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A Bird sitting on d Branch of a tree

is not afraid by d shaking branch,

BCoz d Bird trusts not d Branches

but its OWN WINGS...

Believe in urself..!

SMS freak_32

Band ankho me bus sapne hote hai.

Dunia me bahut kam log apne hote hai.

Apne hi jab bhul jate hai

to lagta hai sapne to bus sapne hote hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Three mice are sitting around drinking table

and boasting about their strengths.

The first mouse says,"mouse traps, ha!

I do push ups with the bar".

The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket,

swallows it, and says with a grin " Rat poison".

The third one finishes his drink,

slams his glass on the table and starts to leave.

Other mouse says, "Where are you going?"

"Time to go home and chase the cat."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Flower+Fly = A beautiful scene.

Star+Moon =A romantic Nite.

Rain+Monsoon=A lovely Weather.

U+Ur smile = A heart goes urs.



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Once 3 turtles decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there,

they realized they had forgotten the soda.

The youngest turtle said

he would go home & get it

if they wouldnt eat the snacks

until he got back.

A week went by,

then a month,

finally a year,

2 turtles said: oh,come on,

lets eat the snacks.

sudnly the little turtle popped up

from behind a rock and said:

If you are going to cheat like this,

I wont go!. . . , .

SMS freak_31

Life Is Like A Novel.

It Is Filled Wid

Suspense. You Have No

Idea What Is Going To

Happen Until U Turn

The Page. So Enjoy

Each Moment Of Lyf

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Patni:Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge

Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga

Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge

Pati:Jaha b Raho Khush Rho.!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har bat kehkar

samjai nahi jati,

har cheez zindagi

me payi nahi jati,

yu to har waqt

yaad karte hai

Aapko,

par yadein kisiko

dikhai nahi jati.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Last night the Moon said to me

if ur friend is not messaging you,

why dont u leave ur friend

I looked back at the moon and said

"OYE KOI GAREEB BI HOTA HAI".:-)

SMS freak_30

Life spent with sum1

for a lifetime may b meaningless.

But a few moments spent with sum1

who really loves u means more than life.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Kareeb se tuje jana to apna paya,

Tujhe dosti me ajmaya to apna paya,

Tujhe kya naam dun ye samaj na aaya,

Dosti Zindagi ya Apna Saya......

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Why do we fal in luv??

Experience ki kami..

Why do v break up in luv??

Patience ki kami.

Then why do we want to fall in luv again?

Dimag ki kami ;-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Kaash ye faasle na hote

kash ye duriyan na hoti

kash aap aur hum saath saath hote

to

to

to...

mere sms k paise bach jate!!

Aur kya

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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MErE SaAth REhti Tu MEri hOti

Tere DilMe KisiKa Na Basera Hota

BAn K JuGnu ME DetA ROshni TuJh kO

ChAhE MEri AnkhO ME Kitna B ANDhErA HotA..

SMS freak_29

Dose FRNDS v really luv never go away,

dey walk beside us evryday unseen & unheard..

stil near..stil luvd..stil Missd.

"surely u r d 1."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Aapki zindgi ka hr khwab haqiqt bn jaye,

khushi k chirago se zindgi roshn ho jaye,

mehak jaye u zindgi aapki,

k gulab ki khushbu b aapke samne feeki pd jaye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In a bar 1 guy says 2 other -

" i slept wid ur mom last nite "

D whole bar was waitin

4 d othr guy's reply

He laughs n says -

" lets go home dad ,

u r drunk.."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Some praise the Lord for Light,

the living spark;

Some thank God for the Night,

the healing dark.

May a good nights sleep

rid you of all worries. Good night!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Tere pyar me ek nasha hai,

Tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai,

Na karo humse itni mohbbat,

Ki dil hi puchhe teri dhadkan kaha hai.

SMS freak_28

2 Aadmi kabrastan me baithe the

1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai!!

1 Murda kabra me se utha or bola Kyo na soye?

Yeh jagah Jaan de kar hasil ki hai..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Apki Dilgi Me Apne Hosh ko Baite

Kal tak kuda k the aaj apKe ho baite

Suna tha Pyar diwana kr deta he,

Aaj khud kr Ke,Hum B hosh kho baithe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Hw can u spell "N_CE"

widout "I"?

"POL_TE"widout "I"?

How can u

"SM_LE" widout "I"?

How can u

"W_SH"

widout

"I"?

Ab maan bi lo!

"I" m very imprtnt Yaar

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Each day wit

sum1new,

I do luk & nevr find

another U,

World is ful of

ppl,

I knw its tru,

Yet no one could ever

b Equal to U..!

SMS freak_27

Dosti to sirf ittefaaq hai,

yeh to dilon ki mulaakaat hai,

dosti nahi dekhti ye din hai ki raat hai,

isme to sirf wafadaari aur jasbaat hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Relationship is a silent gift of nature.

More old more strong.

More deep more clear.

More close more warm.

Less words more understanding.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Taro Ko Gin ne Vale Hum Na They,

Yu Akele Gungunane Vale Hum Na They,

Ye To Apki Dosti Ne Adat Laga Di,

Varna Kisi Ko Itna Yad Karne Wale Hum Na They.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?

10 saal pehle maine use shaadi k liye

inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee raha hai.

Pati: baapre

itna lamba celebration.?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ek sa dil sabke paas hota hai,

Phir kyu nahi sabpe vishvaas hota hai,

Insaan chahe kitna hi aam kyu na ho,

Wo kisi na kisi k liye jaroor khaas hota hai..

SMS freak_26

Samundar me na koijab kinara milega

Na apno ka jab tumhe sahara milega

Dubte waqt zara tum yeh dekhlena

K us waqt b tumhe hath hamara milega

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Heart is a special word for Love...

Love is a special word for care...

Care is a special word for "U"

and

"U" are always special for Me ..;-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Mohabat Krne Walo K Dil Tut Hi Jate He

Hath Aksar Hatho Me Chhut Hi Jate He

Jinki Wafa Pr Hota H Bharosa

Aksar Woh Shakhs Ruth Hi Jaate He

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Kaam n aa saki apni wafa to kya kare

1 bewfa ko bhul n paye to kya kare

1 din ki baat ho to bhul jayein

yaad aaye wo roz-roz to kya kare.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dosto ki takdir chamakti rahe.

har mukam pe kamyabi milti rahe.

jab tak rahe ye hawaye ye fizaye.

aapki DOSTI ki mahek yun hi bikharti rhe

SMS freak_25

Life is not a CD player,

where we can Enjoy our Favourite songs,

but is like A Radio,

where we have 2 Learn

2 enjoy whatever comes.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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I saw an old painting of 2friends,

holding hands.

I wonder how long it will stay intact.

Its old but yet never fading.

I wish we remain the same

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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MeRe diL nE tuJhkO chAhA.!

KyA yAhi mEri khAtA hAi.!

MaNa khAtA hAi LeKiN.!

AiSi tO nA sAzA dE.!

MuJhe yAAd aAnE wAlE.!

KOi rAAstA bAtA dE.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Evry msg is a smile,

evry word is lik a kiss

but wen u touch me,

remember this

my life is full with happiness

SMS freak_24

Kyu gila karu unse bewafai ka,

hum khud hi laye hai ye mausam tanhai ka,

wo to meelon dur the mujhse,

hum hi peecha krte the unki parchai ka..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

MujsE Na Puch Q AnkHe Jhuka Li Mene

Teri Tasvir TujhsE Q cHupa Li Mene

JispE LikHa Tha Tu mEri Taqdir Me nhi

HathO K Wo Lakir Mita Li Mene.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In D End, Some Important HEALTH Tips:

> Answer the phone by left ear.

> Don't take medicine with cold water.

> Don't have heavy meals after 5 pm.

> Drink more water in the morning, less at night.

> Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am.

> Don't lie down immediately after taking medicine.

> When battery of mobile is down to last bar,

don't answer the phone,

as the radiation is 1000 times.

SMS freak_23

Raat ko pucha mujse chand sitaro ne,

tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne?

Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai, friyad to karte hai,

mera sms pad k yaad to karte hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tum door ho magar ye ehsas hota hai.

Koi hai jo har pal dil ke pass hota hai.

Yaad to sabki aati hai magar,

Aapki yaad ka andaz kuch khas hota hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man Conducting Marketing Survey

asked to a Lady-

"Which Book Has HeLped

you most in your Life?"

Lady -

"My Husband's Cheque Book"

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Zindgi kitni pyari hogi

Jab aap honge

Hum honge

Aur

Humare chote-chote

Pyare pyare

Khubsurat se

Shararti se

SMS honge . . .

Wat wr u thinking. . . .

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Nobdy wil evr remembr hw u looked,

hw u spoke, wt u did or anythng else.

Bt d only thng dey'l remembr

is hw u made dem feel

wen u were wid dem.

SMS freak_22

Hum to dost hain beshak Aapke,

Kya zaroot hai aazmane ki...?

Yaad na karo to gawara hai mujhe,

Par koshish na krna bhul jane ki..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Never walk away frm frndz.

when u see some faults,

be patient n realize

dat nobody is perfect.

It's affection dat matters,

nt perfection.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dard ki deewar par

fariyad Likha karte hai,

har rat tanhayi ko

abaad kiya karte hai.

ae khuda unhe hamesha khush rakhna

jine hum tumse bhi pehle yaad kiya karte hai

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kis kadar HUMko satate ho tum,

bhul jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,

jab bhi khuda se kuch maanga HUMne,

hmare dil ki dua ban jate ho tum...!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hamare Rishtey Ko Na Dil Se Juda Krna,

Zindagi Me Na Kabhi Ye Gunah Krna,

Kuch Pal Chahe Beet Jaye Tumse Baat kiye Bina,

Zindagi Na Beet Jaye Dua krna.

SMS freak_21

Good Friendz r like Tom & Jerry..

Sometimes small Fights & craps

keeps them apart,

but they always come back together

to run a long episode.

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Har taraf dosti ka sama chaya he

Ap jaisa dost hamne paya he

Hum jhumte he apki yado me,

Or log kahate he

Aaj ye phir Pee ke aay hai..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

fresh-morning,

fresh-day

fresh-plans

fresh-hopes

f resh-efforts

fresh-success

fresh-feelings

I wish u FRESH N SUCCESSFUL DAY.

Gud morning,

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Two Simple Ways To Be HAPPY Forever...

1) Never Give The Help of TEARS

To Ur EMOTIONS!!!

2) Never Give The Help of

Ur TONGUE To Ur ANGER.

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Meri Dosti suraj jaisi nahi

jo raat ko chali jaye,

Meri Dosti chand jaisi bhi nahi

jo din me dikhai na de,

Apni Dosti hai aansu jaisi

jo khusi aur gum dono me nazar aye.

SMS freak_20

It Hurts 2 Luv Sum1

Who Doesn't Giv U Tym,

Bt it Hurts Mor Wen U Realise

dat U Didn't Give Tym 2 Sum1

Who Really Loved U..

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mere Karib nhi Mujse Juda b nhi

A raz magar unpar khula b nhi

Suna he unko pasand aagai he Kamoshi hamari

is khyal se hmne kuch kaha b nhi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Patjhar k baad hi aate hain DIN bahaar k,

JEENA kya hai yaro ZINDGI se haar kE.

NAFRAT le k jiye to kya jiye,

JINDGI vo, jo kat jaye PYAR Se.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Love has one law,

make the person happy whom you love.

In the same way friendship has one law,

never make ur friend feel alone

until you are alive..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Relation is not collection of hearts,

but it is a selection of hearts.

All relations r not true

But True relations r very Few

SMS freak_19

Mickey fightin wid Donald.

Donald threw Mickey 2 a wall.

Den Mickey started writin RAMAYANA.

Y???

Coz Mickey became WALLMICKEY(VALMIKI)!!!:D

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life is a paradox -

whatever u want, u dont get;

whtvr u get, u dont enjoy;

whtvr u njoy is not permanent &

whtvr is permanent, soon becomes boring!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aap k labo pe sada "MUSKAN" rahe,

Khudana kare Ap kabhi "UDAAS" rahe,

hum "AAP" k pass rahe na rahe,

jinhe aap chahe "WO" sada aap k pass rahe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Height of mixed emotions?

Ur wife falls

from 7th floor,

on ur

brand new S-class Mercedes!

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YE MAusAm Bhi KitnA PyArA HAi,

KArti YE HAwAye KuCh IshArA HAi,

ZArA SAmJhO InkE ZAZbAtOn KO,

YE KEh RAhi AapkO DiL SE HuMnE PukArA HAi..

SMS freak_18

Dard Jitna Hai Meri Nigaho Me,

Paoge Na Utna Kisi Ki Raho Me,

Bitani Chahte The Zindagi Jiski Baho Me,

Maut B Na Mil Payi Unki Panaho Me.

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Teri aawaz tere roop ki pehchan he,

Tere dilki dhadkan mere dilki jaan he,

Na sunu jis roz teri batein,

Lagta he us roz ye jism hi bejan he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A daily thought..A silent tear..

A Constant wish that u r near..

Words r few bt thoughts r deep..

Memories of our frndshp i'll alwys keep

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Police ko body mili he,

kale dant he,

ghosle jaise bal he,

$hakal paglo jaisi,

Mujhe teri chinta ho rahi he,

zara mis call to mar.(':')

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Gulshan me gul khilte he,

Tabi toh aap jaise log milte he.

Humse kabi khafa na hona mere dost,

$una he apni dosti par log jalte he.(';')

SMS freak_17

TRUTH OF LIFE-

When a person can find

sorrows behind ur smile;

Words behind ur silence;

Love behind ur anger;

That time,

U can Trust the relationship.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yesterday is a waste paper.

Today is a news paper.

Tomorrow is question paper.

but Life is an answer paper.

So be careful what u write on it..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Nice n a Cute Thought:

"Life is not Just waiting for someone

who is Made for you.

But life is living for someone,

who lives because of you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

No candle looses any of its light

while lighting up another candle"

so never stop helping others

becos it makes your life more meaningful.